Oh, How (Some) Things Change…

• I’ll never buy road shoes
• Chamois cream, really?
• I will never buy anything Rapha
• Took my tire in to get a flat replaced
• Took the bike in to get a derailleur tuned
• Took the bike in to get a wheel trued
• Had the mechanic swap my brake pads
• What’s the point of embrocation? I have leg warmers
• Cyclocross looks fun, but I don’t think I’ll ever do it
• Had the mechanic lube the bottom bracket
• I’ve never ridden over 125 miles at one time
• Gatorade is good enough
• Peugeot, they make cars, right?
• Those guys are crazy
• I’ve never won a race
• Frame pump
• What is bonking?
• I’ll never ride in snow
• I’ll never use Campagnolo
• I’ll never buy carbon bottle cages
• I’ll never need a power meter
• Garmins are nice, but too expensive for me
• I’ve never ridden more than 20 hours a week
• I’ve never ridden more than 30 hours a week
• I still don’t consider myself a racer
• I’ll never buy tubulars
• I’ll never buy tubeless tires
• Eddy Merckx… Ok, and what did he do?
• Unattached
• I don’t think I need a coach
• Intervals?
• I went hard enough
• I’ll never make Cat 2
• I will never buy a fixie
• My bike will never be worth more than my car
• TT helmet? Err, no; I’m not a sperm
• I’ll never have more wheels than bikes
• I will never sleep in the same room as my bike
• I  will never let Cycling completely take over my life and love every minute of it